Say good bye one and two.

So just like 98% of the worlds other obese people, this year I'll be attempting to resist Domino's Pizza. Of course this is going to fail horribly but it gets better. I'm quitting all shite foods. I'm doing it realistically and cheating though, Basically one take-away a month, Pizza, Chinese, McDonalds etc. So what am I going to do? This is impossible you say? why would you do that to yourself?

My weight? A lean mean 19stone and counting?
It's not really an issue, sure I'd like to see my dick, but hey If I do some ritualistic movements of mirrors in my bathroom and breathe in like I'm being trapped inside a corset I can see it. So it's all good.

Acne, well it's true the more grease and junkfood you eat the spottier you get. This isn't really a problem either, I use girly products on my face from time to time, especially when my face looks like pizza. Clear facial moisturiser works, not just as something to make you look cleaner but it really does wake your face up.

The shits! Yeah too much junkfood results in chapters and chapters of reading my favorite book on the bog. This isn't a good thing because junkfood is normally cooked by minimum-waged careless daydreaming kids. That Domino's Pizza doesn't have much attention put into it. Working in food before I can say that most places seem to by-pass some food hygiene standards also. This can result is customers feeling a little runny or pebbledashy the following day. But to be honest, when foods that tasty it's worth the fallout your toilet recieves the next day.

So what the fark is it then?

The money, christ it hurts. Doing the maths on this is silly. 1 Pizza a week, 2 Take-Aways and normally 2 fast food's

fast food = £4.50 meal + drink
Take Away = £8.00
Pizza = £12.00

£39.00 a week.
£126.00 a month.
£1512.00 per annun!

HOLY DIVER!


So let's learn how to cook instead Luke.